tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16237602816475498452024-03-12T21:42:25.926-07:00Bring The ValueKai's bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10753850029202707594noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1623760281647549845.post-37184506499703658902011-10-17T08:58:00.000-07:002011-10-17T09:41:11.777-07:00New Prius Popular with Terrifying Man Beast<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Tz50_1Y2pXU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div><br /></div><div>Toyota paints a vivid picture of their multi-person demon struggling to complete basic tasks like turn on faucets and dress itself. Its a bafflingly horrible existence where some are swung clumsily into walls and sharp edges and others are outright crushed but they are compelled to work as one by some unknown dark magik. </div><div>Pressed limb to limb the individuals survive as long as they can sustaining broken bones and skin rubbed raw by your neighbors corduroy. </div><div>Should one of the people comprising the body die the beast is forced to stalk in the night and pull people out from their bedroom windows to complete its body, bending the new mind to its communal will, swallowing them in its horrible mouth to be distributed to the body part they are needed.</div><div>The creature does not need to eat but every morning disassembles and sends its pieces via Prius in search of nourishment. During their time away, many receive glimpses of their former lives and ambitions, but no matter how strong they wish to escape their minds are bent back toward rejoining the collective.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Kai's bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10753850029202707594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1623760281647549845.post-60801244267262815512009-02-04T10:55:00.000-08:002009-02-12T12:10:09.756-08:005 Upsides to Global WarmingPeople tell me that global warming is scary. That's not scary. Having your anus forcibly carved out with a paring knife, that's scary. What global warming is is different. Its natural for people to fear change. For example look at how change scares an eight year old. They're terrified when you make them change out of their clothing - just like adults are when you try to change their worldview. So today I'm going to show you five ways that global warming can be as warm and wholesome as a naked eight year old.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEine1Z1eVCc9n0Xj-ai8eT74ZiH3i1i8T7IBUiruDmAX6gUIb5G-KdkcFoo6wR2dIt-uubB4DhV8EgtUPaQ67NMxbJPE_T_NIQos73uHzsTgEwMARPHUxAlVEKgcb7UPFWvHhUxkXEc-yo/s1600-h/Alaska.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 232px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEine1Z1eVCc9n0Xj-ai8eT74ZiH3i1i8T7IBUiruDmAX6gUIb5G-KdkcFoo6wR2dIt-uubB4DhV8EgtUPaQ67NMxbJPE_T_NIQos73uHzsTgEwMARPHUxAlVEKgcb7UPFWvHhUxkXEc-yo/s320/Alaska.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301975667767041218" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Farming In Alaska</span></span><br /><br />WHAT WILL HAPPEN<br />The temperature will transform Alaska's bitter northern slopes to verdant nubile fields.<br />People will build wooden huts and live to work the land, and the new era of "agrarian neo-green homosexuals" will rise. Not just here, but everywhere, food yields in the far north will flourish.<br /><br />WHY THAT'S GOOD<br />Humanity can begin anew. Shaken like a cultural etch-a-sketch, we can all learn to live together in the super massive ghetto we hastily cobbled together and live in peace and human filth until Plague 2 comes.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLcywhES_VPkWilWzC_Ma38iAp4-yg0hwe08TnCqXTWtDUC0hI3FkTuIqYbHZIGlzjVmkiOgCUiI3mY-RFhCb4USsox7_S5ifHEjhLKKEjXMVpawlEWI0Kl_O2sEXk-HbLvdMyESiDQMs2/s1600-h/sun5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 224px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLcywhES_VPkWilWzC_Ma38iAp4-yg0hwe08TnCqXTWtDUC0hI3FkTuIqYbHZIGlzjVmkiOgCUiI3mY-RFhCb4USsox7_S5ifHEjhLKKEjXMVpawlEWI0Kl_O2sEXk-HbLvdMyESiDQMs2/s320/sun5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301979093169668930" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eternal Summer<br /><br /></span></span>WHAT WILL HAPPEN<br />Temperatures rise. Wonderful. It's winter now and it's so cold I want to eat a bullet. Sure, the water level rises and only Colorado, Washington and Wyoming are left, but finally we can restart with just the good states.<br /><br />WHY THAT'S GOOD<br />Oh boo-hoo we lost the south. Fossil fuel byproduct accomplishes what trailer parks and bacon cheeseburgers couldn't. Maybe we lost a few other cities (78% of them worldwide) but come on, your town could probably benefit from hitting the reset button.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrQ6ucN40rDyzHh4OAr45kjf7bK0UovMl2jvEKne9KwwDgUa4lgPSg0hr1B_Y1MKetS1NH4sm4Nzczoa0pcKYyuWyD-fET9d3npGmVW3JS-bHsEayZI_ZUosjHpe3PaDoDZfyvvJnUpi7/s1600-h/glacier.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 189px; height: 232px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrQ6ucN40rDyzHh4OAr45kjf7bK0UovMl2jvEKne9KwwDgUa4lgPSg0hr1B_Y1MKetS1NH4sm4Nzczoa0pcKYyuWyD-fET9d3npGmVW3JS-bHsEayZI_ZUosjHpe3PaDoDZfyvvJnUpi7/s320/glacier.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301994647388227922" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Glaciers</span></span><br /><br />WHAT WILL HAPPEN<br />Gone. All they do is kill people, generate weather no one wants and force soccer players to feast upon each other. Stop hogging all that liquid and melt already.<br /><br />WHY THAT'S GOOD<br />The only people who will protest this are mountain climbers, the non-professional population of whom are conceited dick-lickers. Your mountain sized kill-ice is gone, you carabiner fascists.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Traditional Terrorists Will Disappear</span></span><br /><br />WHAT WILL HAPPEN<br />In full swing, global warming will make Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan practically uninhabitable. A shame to lose all those millions of innocent people, but the few terrorists installed there will be forced to leave.<br /><br />WHY THAT'S GOOD<br />America's buildings and infrastructure will have been destroyed by the flooding and temperature, and all walks of life will be forced to live together on what land remains, and then the healing can begin between sorely differing philosophical and religious view. Until they release Plague 2.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mass Extinctions</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw6x9ymbxvX52UIFf906-IMCjyzludLjbewljX4NupuyjRAzSUXDphcvuy4J3IxJjWDq7tnMvscHwH91s63ec8Ob6eI7qfZqS-lhtanM_1vH9KjV-qHl1TPJoaT-19Jri-UeOJqJSKBTNl/s1600-h/dodo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw6x9ymbxvX52UIFf906-IMCjyzludLjbewljX4NupuyjRAzSUXDphcvuy4J3IxJjWDq7tnMvscHwH91s63ec8Ob6eI7qfZqS-lhtanM_1vH9KjV-qHl1TPJoaT-19Jri-UeOJqJSKBTNl/s320/dodo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301989588959236706" border="0" /></a><br /><br />WHAT WILL HAPPEN<br />Heat and rising sea levels will have a couple adverse effects, like wiping vast habitats off the map. The UN believes that extinctions are happening at one thousand times the normal rate. Acidic oceans will now only nurture vast graveyards of fish bones. Rain forests wither to dust, their inhabitants living now only on DVD. Sounds sad right? WRONG.<br /><br />WHY THAT'S GOOD<br />Fuck animals. For every cute harbor seal there are a thousand types of spider that would give you a huge glistening sack of spider dollars to lay eggs in your eye. As it is you live in a house, commute to work and then go back. At what point are you really going to miss a giant poisonous moth or that god damn fish that swims up your urethra and expands. Let it go, just moveon.org already.Kai's bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10753850029202707594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1623760281647549845.post-46223786885392707632009-01-07T09:53:00.000-08:002009-02-04T10:55:29.052-08:00Top 5 Worst Ways To Die In A Movie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSXjqEfgCeiy5IkBZqTsKDryRaZAD2I8U3fQ4FuPFFJU0gNEnFneOFt4nRZw50smqO0lE_h3yoVjuIrfLOkPVOKSADRsfgJZUFKE06WgaHeTHKHOwphRbXQdqJ91iZtVMJRU6M4j_4gUDG/s1600-h/Untitled-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 122px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSXjqEfgCeiy5IkBZqTsKDryRaZAD2I8U3fQ4FuPFFJU0gNEnFneOFt4nRZw50smqO0lE_h3yoVjuIrfLOkPVOKSADRsfgJZUFKE06WgaHeTHKHOwphRbXQdqJ91iZtVMJRU6M4j_4gUDG/s320/Untitled-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296147586562927554" border="0" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">(Thanatophobia — fear of dying)</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSXjqEfgCeiy5IkBZqTsKDryRaZAD2I8U3fQ4FuPFFJU0gNEnFneOFt4nRZw50smqO0lE_h3yoVjuIrfLOkPVOKSADRsfgJZUFKE06WgaHeTHKHOwphRbXQdqJ91iZtVMJRU6M4j_4gUDG/s1600-h/Untitled-1.jpg"></a><div>There's a lot of competition in this field, movies have been pioneering the most horrific ways imaginable to perish for some time now. </div><div>From Rumble in the Bronx's headfirst into a woodchipper to Anaconda's eaten by an Anaconda, its time to head-first woodchipper dive into subjectivity and find the worst of the worst.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div></div><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 241px; height: 143px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHXxvdLSsnI-0Eqha6B7iLwnf-svDyI4Ld12g2DT7vT5eiZ38bDRQtMn3BlOsp4Wt22wZdKNLjH6vrFLJj-92HGal_CB1rpqYzkxi9gJjViOljTKFy2PXvS6AgpxiSMlClKBXpW9JDOxP-/s320/eaten+alive.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296140625316200498" border="0" /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">5. Eaten Alive</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">From: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">(Phagophobia — fear of being eaten alive)<br /><br /></span></div><div>Painful, terrifying, and little on the slow side. Mother nature rea</div><div>lly knows how to be just horrific on many levels, because to some extent all flesh is meant to be consumed in the grand food chain, which makes you aware that this is universally scary to all living things. This unlucky fellow was thrown to the crocs by his boss.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 144px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsXd-SbTOk9Nlj7L3uT25DXHIe0CNRGHCQYASIA81xOGkXdpjO4-ZOqHok_wTPCYACLdMSULDEZV7HDFEXt7RJo0h6onZpxguDtov3pT0cIVxnT11OZ0rnfyTYe9oE0CgpvStH0BIJEMkt/s320/Flaming+skewer+to+the+gut.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296141029851206674" border="0" /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">4. Flaming Skewer to the Gut</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">From: Indiana</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> Jones and the Temple of Doom</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">(Sinophobia - Fear of the Chinese)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">(General Tso's Skewer - Squab in hoysin sauce, its to die for)<br /><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">The Chinese triad mobsters are so polite, that they were trying to kill indy in their own club but on the down low, presumably to save face. During the show down, Indy hurls a flaming squab skewer at this man's midsection. I imagine the force at which it was traveling probably sent a rib shooting out of his back. and seriously, you need a rib shooting out of your back as much as you need a nailgun to the collarbone. Fuck that noise.</span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 196px; height: 168px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvGi6vGrqKoMcJ1gNxzw05mlsmRiPWvCepwcogcnG9z9V5X1MlCql-yI9NVInySEQdAInn7ZtqT7Z7M99ivp31JCOIzaKEXTF8AXNA5HLNJ8ZfUfZkG-sLjwuh8J9luQmXul1MGrXj_bVh/s320/really+strong+ceiling+fan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296141649893953970" border="0" /><div style="text-align: left;">3. Choked to death by a ceiling fan<br /></div></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">From: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">(Pnigophobia — fear of being unable to breathe, or of choking)<br /><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">More slow and terrifying ways to die from Spielberg. Ideally you'd want the neck to snap and put you out of your misery, otherwise its an adrenaline filled suffocation fest that leaves you dead, but leaves perverts ejaculating and dead.</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 159px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9UgKgNirfCgbB4f1hpEG1aYyoNS0uH2OJNxaev8NWmr8v8PCFKrMh9QlIc0PSoirysmh3bBEgxeVleg0ReDCDKPj-159V8c7hS6LflBng-qnHUIkDJYYu-I3pCiW6VisgKItjV20pJK0r/s320/Heart-removal-lava-dunking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296142007024963378" border="0" /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">2. Your beating heart is pulled out and then you are dropped into lava</span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">From: Indiana Jon</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">es and the Temple of Doom</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">(Pyrophobia - fear of fire)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">(heartstealaphobia - fear of having your fucking heart stolen)<br /><br /></span></span></div><div>I don't remember a time when this didn't terrify me. Clearly this is the work of a disturbed person taking time to plan out just an awful way to go. Or rather, taking two awful ways to go and linking them via magic. Which opens the door to even more macabre scenarios, like magic keeping you alive after a gunshot wound to the face so you can be raped to death, or, magic keeping you alive after a raping that will kill a mortal man, only to be fatally raped.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div></div></div></div><div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBrQCR9XT42bt1U5wBa4wgJaUp321y5TGDLkxssk398bo3J7892-gQ0UJZOCXcuTESLomgg5KJyJDhttDqqMi-dZTM67YKfAoiwmLZZ2Nu6S2QvNnZv-YA_kyKjSAy3oHB_xi1xSqeSAAS/s320/crushed+slowly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296142517658418274" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 147px;" border="0" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">1. Slowly Crushed To Death</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">From: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom </span></div> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">(Barophobia — fear of being crushed)</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div>And number one way to go, my personal nightmare, crushed slowly. Combining anxiety and incredible pain, I really have to hand it to Spielberg and company for jam packing Temple of Doom with such vivid gore and terror. This is it for me, there is no worse way I could imagine to die, that is unless the lead singer from nickleback somehow has a razor sharp penis, then my darkest nightmare could come to life where he holds me hostage with it and makes me listen to one of their albums.<br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div>Spielberg is a deeply broken man, its a wonder he's done so many family friendly films, the Indy series is kid friendly like ice cream is broken glass friendly. The filmmaker ran the table dominating the top 5 with just one of his films, fan favorite cringe worthy deaths like the head explosion from scanners, all of Braveheart, or the end of Philadelphia were sadly edged out. </div><div>Perhaps the runners up category will see some more variety...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Runners up</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">And its a tie between two other Indiana Jones films.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMjqU5y52K1bRBCou1Z5l9nh_INKNXNFnDiYyZ0oWm71c5SwRnLoToX0QVAmtF60tjnzBVpa-1LVbOiV0RZHEUa2kLHaF_Zb4u7mkCc4yIXW1XfDgAUaykmDue_kGDE2yc-q7IWHU7VVUo/s1600-h/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMjqU5y52K1bRBCou1Z5l9nh_INKNXNFnDiYyZ0oWm71c5SwRnLoToX0QVAmtF60tjnzBVpa-1LVbOiV0RZHEUa2kLHaF_Zb4u7mkCc4yIXW1XfDgAUaykmDue_kGDE2yc-q7IWHU7VVUo/s200/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296136120921441154" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 135px;" border="0" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPmcIZVA_GHCvJBeaduy-nJ1NH1fJ0f0rMWJGLbNV2VWuCbL551SyapTQZWz9NxAH_a0ViT4ZczKqONOlC9W5vQQpL1_i4iNXWFKDAgEX5Ox2lCoXJuHOSCE2Op6Sw0Lzr_xF0Vzwed4JG/s200/rapid-agey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296137390385178850" style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 173px;" border="0" /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">Melted by God Fire</span></div><div>From: Raiders of the Lost Arc</div><div>(Holy fucking fuck)</div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">Rapid Aging</span></div><div style="text-align: right;">From: The Last Crusade</div><div style="text-align: right;">(Holy mother of fucking shit)</div></div>Kai's bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10753850029202707594noreply@blogger.com